Etc. . . .
REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public Next Month.
REMINDER: all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls.
To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-
It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked.
You cannot call from a different phone number.
The 84 year old Bride
The local news station was interviewing an 84 year old lady because she had just gotten married – for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her hew husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, alter on a preacher when in her 60’s and now in her 80’s a funeral director.
The interviewer look at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
“Easy, son” she smiled
“I married one for the money, …two for the show, …three to get ready,…and four to go!
Antioch Woman’s Club
St. Patrick's Luncheon
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Veteran’s of Foreign Wars Post
75 North Avenue; Antioch, Il 60002
Open Bar at 11:00 a.m.
Luncheon at 12:00 noon
Meeting and Program to follow
MENU:
Corned Beef, Cabbage, Red Potatoes, Carrots,
Rye bread and butter, Soda Bread
Dessert: Chocolate Éclair Cake
COST: $15.00 per person
Reservations due by March 4, 2009
RESERVATIONS to:
Nancy Morici
25354 W. Route 173
Antioch IL 60002
Member name: ___________________________ Phone ____________
Guests: __________________________